i know a dozen ppl were waiting for this but it remained a secret until now hawhawhaw :3
keep in mind they’re just tots so i didn’t want hulk to beat loki up, so the nature of their fight shifted to a lego battle
dying dying oh my god dying
this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life
"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"
Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children.
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did.
WHAT THE FUCk
This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.
This is the kind of boyfriend I need.
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I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO COME BACK ON MY DASH
During sex she said “deeper” so I rolled over and started reading her poetry
Here is a live kitten feed
Here is a live puppy feed
Here is a live penguin feed
Here is a live English Bulldog puppy feed
Here is a live parakeet feed
Here is a live sea otter feed
Here is a live panda feed
Here is a live calf feed
Here is a live chick feed
Here is a live sloth feed
*turns on adorable animal feeds and gives you soft pillows and blankets*
I will forever love the way you touch and kiss me. 💕
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